What’s up everyone in our fake fan club here on Instagram. Somehow we’re playing Euphoria Music Festival in Austin on May 12th with @gramatik @hippiesabotage @medasin.music and more 🤡 We’re hosting a big ass pregame in West Campus
MOM GET THE CAMERA!! WE’RE ON THE EUPHORIA LINEUP 🤪🌈🤡🍭🦑🙋‍♀️🎉DISCOUNT CODE = AUXYMORONS 🎟 official auxy ticket link in da biooo ⏩
Tired of shitty EDM music ruining every party? We are too: announcing our departure from EDM music to pursue country dreams. With the support and mentorship of @tylerdial we’re leaving the aux behind. *insert country puns below*
I'm a huge pussy for that last pic, roast me
GUESS WHAT BITCHES WE HAVE REAL MERCH NOW ⚠️🔥‼️💯🙌😩 very limited supply, only L and XL, $15, comment your size to reserve your shirt #fuckauxymorons p.s. we’re way more likely to let you on stage if you’re wearing our shirt 😘
Sup pussies. We’re super exited to kick off our world tour this weekend. Set times listed above. Let’s hope our teachers round up 😄 lol get it? #fuckauxymorons
S/O to A&M for hosting the coolest DJ in the world, and they got @escomoecity too
Happy birthday @a1vail you degenerate, lightweight, self loathing juul adictict 🎂🎉🎁
‼️AUXYMORONS FOR PRESIDENT‼️ this is not a drill: we are very proud to announce that we are officially running for President and Vice President of the Student Body at the University of Texas, Austin. Vote Aaron and Matt in the campus wide elections t
Think ur Spotify playlists are hot shit? Are you the person that always takes the aux at a pregame or in an Uber? Are you the douchebag bumping his subwoofers at every red light? Comment a song that you think would burn ZBT to the ground and the best
New line of auxy merch out now 🔥💯🙌 hurry before it's sold out 💪 please text all orders/new merch ideas to our complaint line: 6307281695📲